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No One Dares to Disagree !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jul 1 2008 | Views 117 | Comments (7)

This mail has been sent after obtaining all the necessary permissions from GOD, Eve and all her&nb... Expand

This mail has been sent after obtaining all the necessary permissions from GOD, Eve and all her female descendants and to acknowledge that men are well and truly liked, forever!

EVE : 'I've got a problem.'

GOD: 'What's the problem, Eve?'

EVE : 'I know that you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals as well as that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not
happy.'

GOD: 'And why is that Eve?'

EVE : 'I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples.'

GOD: 'Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you.'

EVE : 'Man? What is that?'

GOD: 'A flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat and be vain; all in all, he'll give you a hard time. But he'll be bigger, faster and will like to hunt and kill things. I'll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs. He will be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won't be as smart as you, so he will also need your advice to think properly.'

EVE : 'Sounds great, but what's the catch?'

GOD: 'Well. .. you can have him on one condition.'

EVE : 'And what's that, dear God?'

GOD: 'As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant and
egoistic... so you'll have to let him believe
that I made him first. And it will have to be our little secret, you know....... Woman to Woman?'

ps : a forwarded mail, I just couldnt post !

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